me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: pisces are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

(via dope-nose)


maybe part of the reason you see more trans people on the internet isnt because its trendy and is actually because its safer to be out on the internet than it is in face to face interactions lol

(via precarioussanity)

me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me

person: *flirts with you*



me: *sweats*

me: ive made a huge mistake